Your Sister Has No Ass ~ Wednesday, February 4, 2026
Hi, I am the author of the book they forced you to read for English class
in hindsight, I offer an apology from the bottom of my heart
I cannot imagine your misfortune to skim and not enjoy this work
arguably, it is my best work but I say that talking out my ass
maybe you would prefer to fuck the girl next door or play video games
trust me, I was a kid once, too, back in the day, lovemaking is an art
however, if rabbits can do it, so can you, you're young, don't be a jerk
egregious as it sounds, I am not Pacino, I feel too old to fuck
authority means less when power is water through a sieve, set in frames
understanding movies better than stupid books, I see why you like sports
time spent out on the pitch with mates and supporters, better than robbing banks
hopelessly in love with Amanda in London, the skirts on tennis courts
ordinary women, they pay you attention, as you enter think tanks
restless for excitement, you take up skydiving, four-leafed clover for luck
ordinarily, words seek out an audience other than bored students
forget about wisdom and the experience of decades deep in thought
thoughts, feelings, and actions all follow a process in the reactive mind
helpless, out of control, without any input, what is jurisprudence
empty, meaningless words, too young to understand, what is loving-kindness
bastards tells us to be gentle with each other but why your brother fought
obediently in Saudi Arabia against oil barons, blind
objectively to care, blinded by ignorance, by delusions, by greed
kindness is no small art, open up to patience, where words are not mindless
take a look around you, everyone will move on, all your friends will be gone
honestly, change happens but you can be present and show them that you care
embers in the fire, what was once hot turns cool, emotions mow the lawn
yes, we hide in ego, in our identity, name and status to share
false hope in the future, your imagination holds the key as you need
organize, plan ahead, stay on top of your bills, do not drown, deep in debt
remember family and friends hold great value, everyone is the same
call to mind, I look back in sorrow and in tears, wish it were otherwise
education is now, never ever again, unless you fly a jet
decide and make choices, be conscious of others, imagine what they need
you sit without a clue of what the future holds, with no one else to blame
only the things you like and love soon disappear, you begin to despise
ugly, hateful events, you want to hide away but you must open up
tulips in the springtime offer the world color in order to succeed
offer something more than facetious sarcasm, a chasm in the void
read only when you want when you are done with school, until then, bend the rules
enter every classroom knowing for a moment you could be an android
and never really know, except for blood and guts, like the fish in their schools
despite how bored you feel, walk a mile in my shoes, I, too, drank from that cup
forget class tomorrow, soon you will work full-time and earn enough money
obtain what in this life you seek out for pleasure, if you are so lucky
remember, nothing is for certain except this moment, how you respond
Edward, depends on this, if you are reactive to stimuli, honey
never drips fast but slow, better to accept fate, endure as to survive
glide through the air, squirrel, patagium, membrane, furry offers plucky
language monsters a lift, soaring between the trees, deep into the beyond
if it is all too much, nothing to satisfy the senses, I cannot help you, then
sorry but I am dead by the time you read this and you are still alive
however, to cherish each moment and your friends, remember that the past
causes and conditions create every moment, as you bind mind to mind
lend a hand to others if you can, when you can, for only love will last
ask for help when you need, offer help as you can, even if you soon find
sassy cats love you more than ignorant, rich guys, suck it up, you know when
since before the Big Bang, categories unfold within space-time, big pass
in hindsight, I offer an apology from the bottom of my heart
I cannot imagine your misfortune to skim and not enjoy this work
arguably, it is my best work but I say that talking out my ass
maybe you would prefer to fuck the girl next door or play video games
trust me, I was a kid once, too, back in the day, lovemaking is an art
however, if rabbits can do it, so can you, you're young, don't be a jerk
egregious as it sounds, I am not Pacino, I feel too old to fuck
authority means less when power is water through a sieve, set in frames
understanding movies better than stupid books, I see why you like sports
time spent out on the pitch with mates and supporters, better than robbing banks
hopelessly in love with Amanda in London, the skirts on tennis courts
ordinary women, they pay you attention, as you enter think tanks
restless for excitement, you take up skydiving, four-leafed clover for luck
ordinarily, words seek out an audience other than bored students
forget about wisdom and the experience of decades deep in thought
thoughts, feelings, and actions all follow a process in the reactive mind
helpless, out of control, without any input, what is jurisprudence
empty, meaningless words, too young to understand, what is loving-kindness
bastards tells us to be gentle with each other but why your brother fought
obediently in Saudi Arabia against oil barons, blind
objectively to care, blinded by ignorance, by delusions, by greed
kindness is no small art, open up to patience, where words are not mindless
take a look around you, everyone will move on, all your friends will be gone
honestly, change happens but you can be present and show them that you care
embers in the fire, what was once hot turns cool, emotions mow the lawn
yes, we hide in ego, in our identity, name and status to share
false hope in the future, your imagination holds the key as you need
organize, plan ahead, stay on top of your bills, do not drown, deep in debt
remember family and friends hold great value, everyone is the same
call to mind, I look back in sorrow and in tears, wish it were otherwise
education is now, never ever again, unless you fly a jet
decide and make choices, be conscious of others, imagine what they need
you sit without a clue of what the future holds, with no one else to blame
only the things you like and love soon disappear, you begin to despise
ugly, hateful events, you want to hide away but you must open up
tulips in the springtime offer the world color in order to succeed
offer something more than facetious sarcasm, a chasm in the void
read only when you want when you are done with school, until then, bend the rules
enter every classroom knowing for a moment you could be an android
and never really know, except for blood and guts, like the fish in their schools
despite how bored you feel, walk a mile in my shoes, I, too, drank from that cup
forget class tomorrow, soon you will work full-time and earn enough money
obtain what in this life you seek out for pleasure, if you are so lucky
remember, nothing is for certain except this moment, how you respond
Edward, depends on this, if you are reactive to stimuli, honey
never drips fast but slow, better to accept fate, endure as to survive
glide through the air, squirrel, patagium, membrane, furry offers plucky
language monsters a lift, soaring between the trees, deep into the beyond
if it is all too much, nothing to satisfy the senses, I cannot help you, then
sorry but I am dead by the time you read this and you are still alive
however, to cherish each moment and your friends, remember that the past
causes and conditions create every moment, as you bind mind to mind
lend a hand to others if you can, when you can, for only love will last
ask for help when you need, offer help as you can, even if you soon find
sassy cats love you more than ignorant, rich guys, suck it up, you know when
since before the Big Bang, categories unfold within space-time, big pass
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