The Majestic Unicorn ~ Sunday, March 29, 2026
The Majestic Unicorn Asks for You Thematic basis for a running joke hermeneutics aside, to interpret ephemeral phenomena, a shoe Major Tom to Ground Control, the door broke as I now have nothing better to do just wait for maintenance to arrive, bet enter a song and dance contest, sniff glue snort coke, shoot horse, mix cocktails, a speedball to encounter the fire always blue introduce you to the forever gone club, where the afterlife is nevermore Until you spy a raven on the lawn nothing but black on green as a folklore introduce you to dropping dead, they fall called back to earth to report a murder ouch, that even hurt my ears, a bad pun restores the fulcrum to balance the scales now if Rachel dances on a girder Atop a skyscraper construction site sucks if she falls in, a show just for fun kindness kills the best of us with hay bales smothered with kisses by a Six-foot Pole forget why they arrived for a small bite ostrich head in the proverbial sand remember ...