Hwæt! ~ Saturday, August 29, 2026
Listen! The narwhal bacons at midnight
A majestic unicorn with two horns
maybe it is a double-tusked narwhal
a corpse whale with two narrow projections
jester, the executioner's block scorns
even King Harald does not mind the smell
still, the head of a narwhal is not small
tic-tac-toe, noughts and crosses, cross sections
inedible as Hákarl with a shot
considered considerate, the death knell
understood by the Church for the dead king
no one knows why the jester speaks of fish
invest in the business of Feste and sing
carols to King Harald, do as you wish
or follow Kempe and Armin on the dot
remember, remember, right at midnight
nobody meets to eat bacon, to snack
withholding evidence at Brandywine
if Conway, Gates, and Arnold were bound tight
thoughts of revolution, mere anarchy
honors the dead king with a clear attack
two-handed swordplay, your pearls before swine
words of wisdom at the end of his rope
old files on an old fart, patriarchy
holds a dilemma, the horns of a bull
or the Devil, if belief in rubbish
revolves around the news, the deer to cull
narwhal, narwhal, a fight to the finish
sucker punch, spiked, Epstein, roofies, no hope
A majestic unicorn with two horns
maybe it is a double-tusked narwhal
a corpse whale with two narrow projections
jester, the executioner's block scorns
even King Harald does not mind the smell
still, the head of a narwhal is not small
tic-tac-toe, noughts and crosses, cross sections
inedible as Hákarl with a shot
considered considerate, the death knell
understood by the Church for the dead king
no one knows why the jester speaks of fish
invest in the business of Feste and sing
carols to King Harald, do as you wish
or follow Kempe and Armin on the dot
remember, remember, right at midnight
nobody meets to eat bacon, to snack
withholding evidence at Brandywine
if Conway, Gates, and Arnold were bound tight
thoughts of revolution, mere anarchy
honors the dead king with a clear attack
two-handed swordplay, your pearls before swine
words of wisdom at the end of his rope
old files on an old fart, patriarchy
holds a dilemma, the horns of a bull
or the Devil, if belief in rubbish
revolves around the news, the deer to cull
narwhal, narwhal, a fight to the finish
sucker punch, spiked, Epstein, roofies, no hope
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